FIC: Five Things Robin Scherbatsky Doesn't Do (How I Met Your Mother, Robin/Barney)

Title: Five Things Robin Scherbatsky Doesn’t Do
Fandom/Pairing: How I Met Your Mother, Robin/Barney
Spoilers: Up through season three, and some plot points from season four, although they play out differently in the story.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Robin doesn’t fall in love with Barney (except for how she totally does).
Length: 9700 words.
Notes: Written for E, only five months after her birthday!
Notes Part II: This isn't a traditional five things story with five mini-universes, it's one chronological story.

( .i. talk about her feelings )