question meme

I've got two stories (and one not-quite-a-story thing) that I by all accounts SHOULD be working on (having promised the two stories to specific people, and having missed those dates by embarrassing margins), but they keep getting longer than I anticipated! And more awful! And so I will avoid them and in the time before Lost starts, instead I offer this:

Gacked from callmesandy: Ask me a question about one of my stories. Whatever you ask, I will attempt to answer truthfully.